MagaretFull name and titles:  Margaret
Human:  Kay Stanton

Breed:  Domestic medium-hair


  • Second career as a hat
  • Very pink belly IS a trap
  • Full floof

Also answers to:

  • Princess Margaret
  • Marge
  • Large Marge
  • Margie
  • Marge Gafarge
  • Margery
  • Bubby

Theme song: "Free Fallin'"

Bio:  Margaret is the thirteen-year old queen of the house. She enjoys fluffy pillows, licking freshly showered feet, the kitten's food, and ESPECIALLY treats.

She wants human attention at all times and will stare you down while: getting dressed, on the toilet, in the tub, cleaning, preparing food. She wants to stand on your head and eat cheese.

She is beautiful and she knows it.